Saturday, 17 December 2011

The Naked Truth.

So everyone. It is exactly 7 sleeps, 3 hours and 55 minutes till Christmas.
Yes, yes I know your all thinking oh my gosh! I can't believe she actually counted it out!!

BAHAHA yea right! I googled.

Anyway, in the spirit of Christmas I will type out my registered Christmas list for you, that way it will be easier for you to shop for me.... Talk about giving!!!!
Now I know your all running around last minute, picking up Christmas gifts, while I'm stuck in the Suds, drinking tea and taking a break from studying for my last 2 exams, but I would like to a few minutes to remind people what Christmas is all about.

  1.  The holiday of giving, of course!
    • you know how everyone runs around trading gifts and its like this huge thing? Yea well, that's not what I mean. I mean, giving laughter and love and all that other mushy stuff people in romantic comedies talk about... watch The Grinch, and you will know what I mean.
  2. Celebration!!
    • not the celebration because its the end of the year and we are on to another, but to celebrate with friends and family the memories you have, good and bad, and the celebration of many yet to come.
Now I know Christmas time is usually the busiest time of year for everyone, but I please ask, when you walk down the street, please spread your holiday cheer!!! No, this is not a Christmas song, but honestly, there are others out there, who need to see that beautiful smile of yours. Not everyone has family or friends to party with or have a turkey dinner with. Volunteer at a soup kitchen, bring a homeless person some Timmies, donate the clothes you don't wear anymore. Do something, not to make yourself feel good, but to make someone else feel good.
Now that, is the true spirit of giving.

Till next time,
Over and Out.
                  ~Authentic Girl

Saturday, 26 November 2011

The Naked Truth.

Yes I know. Its been a while, blah blah blah.

Well you know what? Some people have lives outside of this ok???
School is killer. Its almost as if professor's purposely discuss, "oh hey she's got four assignments due this week and two exams? great! Lets throw in another for good measure!" Well thankyou very much prof.... Because writing about the 4 functions of touch is really gonna prove to be helpful in my life. I feel like a pon in a chess game. And when I make a stupid move, they say oh, ur not good enough anymore! sorry game over!!! Really? That does loads to my self-esteem.
Not to mention, the people upstairs have a dog that won't shut up, and continues to chew or scratch the corner of the floor upstairs that just happens to be the corner above where my head goes when I sleep. I also seemed to have lost my only earring for my weird piercing, which means its quite uncomfortable to sleep on.

Ohh well. I guess life goes on. But since its Christmas time, can I get one wish?
SANTA CAN YOU PLEASE COME FASTER?????

Thursday, 5 May 2011

The Naked Truth.

Computers are stupid.

Have you ever noticed that at the most important time you need them, they always seem to crap out on you?

Its like seeing the guy (or girl) you like, them FINALLY noticing you, and you have spinach stuck in your teeth. Or the time where you finally have the courage to sing in a talent show, and you get laryngitis.

Sometimes it can all most seem like the universe is working against your favor, just to laugh in your face. I guess kind of like that thing called Karma, if you believe in it. Even though this post started off about one simple computer problem that can sometimes screw up so many things, It is also about so much more then that. If you've heard the sayings, you have heard it all- Life's a bitch. Excuse the language, but sometimes, thats the truth.

Sometimes you can be the nicest guy (or girl) on the planet, and you still don't get the girl (or guy). You can be the most experienced person in that waiting room, and you still don't get the job... you may be a better singer then Miley Cyrus (cause lets face it, most of the world is), but I can bet you a million bucks, you don't have her connections and it will be a long shot for me to see your face on top ten much music.

The real challenge here, is not having an issue, but overcoming it.

Someone once said: when it comes to life, never cut corners. Your accomplishments, friendships, and even failures are far more worth while when you're honest. And that's why the Wendy's burger is square.

Till next time, over and out-
                               ~Authentic Girl